“ Don’t scream your order at me when I’m not even looking at you and making a drink for another customer. Give me the whole order at once. Don’t send me to make 3 drinks and when I get back with them send me for 2 more. Don’t finally get me over there then have no idea what you want. Don’t pound the bar, snap your fingers, or whistle. Don’t ever call me “Chief” or “Boss.” Use my name if you know it, and if you don’t, you’ll hear it a thousand times if the bar is busy. If I’m extremely busy, for God’s sake don’t order a Mojito. Or a blender drink. It won’t be made to perfection. If it’s cold, don’t order a frozen drink. A bartender’s four favorite words are “The Blender Is Broken.
How to Become a Bartender | The Art of Manliness
